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A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.?

While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked,' Is my time up? God said, 'No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live. ' Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, brow lift, lip enhancement, boob job, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home,she was hit and killed by a car. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, 'I thought you said I had another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of the car?' God replied, 'Giiirrrlllllll, I didn't even recognize you.' Have a blessed day.........

Public Comments

1. haha! That's funny.
2. gud 1
3. lol, hilarious!
4. Haha!!! That was a good one!!!
5. that was good. thanks for the laugh.
6. LOL! But, i think it's quite insulting. Are you implying something to our God?
7. Thank you father!
8. Haha..thanks for sharing, have a star and a blessed day too
9. HAHAHA... i didn't know GOD can also be fooled by modern treatment... better not tell this to any "very loyal christians"
10. ha ha ha ha ha ha lol lol
11. haha very funny
12. LOL!
13. lol
14. hahahaha, very good, MORE!! x x x
15. lmaoo that was hilarious
16. i like that. star xx
17. good, and so true.
18. lol. x
19. hahahahahaxixixixixixixi!!!!! i just wet my pants from laughing!!! I DONT KNOW HERE YOU FIND THE BEST JOKES EVER!!!!!!!