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One of my favourite jokes. Hope you like it too!?

A middle aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she has a near-death experience. During that experience she sees God and asks if this is it? God says "no" and explains that she has another 30-40 years to live. Upon her recovery she decides to stay in the hospital and have a face lift, liposuction, breast augmentation, tummy tuck, etc. She even has someone come in and change her hair color. She figures since she has another 30-40 years, she might as well make the most of it. She walks out of the hospital after the last operation and is killed by an ambulance speeding to the hospital. She arrives in front of God and asks, "I thought you said I had another 30-40 years?" God replies, "Sorry, I didn't recognize you."

Public Comments

1. ha ha I like it In fact I like it a lot
2. OMG now that was funny, and can relate to reality here's a star
3. eh
4. nice ~
5. Ha Ha Ha...GOOD ONE !!!
6. Hahaha! That was funny. Star 4 u!
7. NOW THAT IS A GOOD JOKE!
8. yea thats a good one lol
9. omg i heard that joke b4! funny!
10. Well Funny..
11. GOOD ONE,MAN............. LOL ........ HERE'S A STAR
12. LOL That was so funny! I wonder who made up that joke?!
13. "WOW!" What a lovely joke! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! I'll give you a star!!!
14. hella funny lmao
15. hehehehe thax for the laugh i need that
16. lmao .. nice!!
17. What a great joke. That gave me a real good laugh. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha l.o.l l.o.l l.o.l l.o.l l.o.l l.o.l l.o.l l.o.l l.ol. l.o.l l.o.l l.o.l
18. jajajajajajajajaja O M G THAT WAS REALLY GOOD , JAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJA WAS SHE?MICHAEL JACKSON ??
19. lol
20. Excellent one ibbo.!!! Funny so 10/10 again.!!! Still laughing - Thanks again mate.!!!
21. Ha Ha! Funny! 10!