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Can A Penis Pump Liposuction Fat?

I mean it pumps, so couldn't it pump out the fat off my thighs?

Public Comments

1. but how cud u pump it out unless u cut urself open
2. eww no leave that to the professionals!! dont use someone's penis pump to pump out your fat!
3. Only if you also perforated your thigh and hooked it up through the opening. Pretty difficult to suck stuff through skin.
4. Not sure.What about celluless,it's a pump that is supposed to do the same thing.I saw it on an infomercial on the spanish channel.I think it's temporary though,but who cares as long as it works for a few hours right?
5. tell ur doc
6. what people think of these days.... but wouldnt you have to cut yourself open somehow?
7. Possibly if you find the right tools and equipment to do it. You would need a tube of some sort with a sharp metal end (kind of like a giant needle) and you'll need to attach the pump to the end of it (and probably the pump to a container for fat.) Get extremely drunk to the point of passing out and ask a good friend of yours to come over and help you out (unless you want to take on the tast yourself). Next: jab the giant needle apparatus into your thigh (the fleshiest of parts) and while moving the needle in and out of your thigh start pumping the penis pump. I would highly suggest having plenty of towels around for the blood or maybe just an iron to cauterize the wound. After you have sucked a satisfactory amount out get a needle and thread and sew up the wounds like you would mend a hem. Voila!
8. Hahahahahhahhehhehhehe ,who whowwooooooww ha hw .Sorry.NO..............hAHAHAHAHA ...........But try and PLEASE tell us .............hwhehehehehehhhahhahha.......WHAT........ hahahah Happens..............OhMYOOHOHOMMYYY..hEhe.....
9. I think going to a doctor would be the better option than pumping your thighs with a penis pump...
10. ohh sure, go for it, you have nothing to lose if it doesnt.
11. try it and youtube it!!!!!
12. lol, if only! they would be out of stock constantly! lol, nice wish though!