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How can i tell my wife that time has not been kind to her and that she might require?

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Public Comments

1. Just tell her you want a divorce. It will be kinder to tell her that and it will speed up the process of the inevitable in your situation.
2. Wow, I hope you have lots of money to pay for all this!
3. Pay for it all put it on a gift card and tell her that you have the best present ever for her!
4. Just take her to the junk yard and leave her. She's pretty much totaled out at this point.
5. omg lol, if your serious your an a s s But Im assuming your not unless your a billionair cause thats about 1 million worth of plastic surgery
6. Don't do that. It's foolish and childish. That looks like a Xmas list for a kid.
7. LOL is that all?
8. LOL,interesting question from a top contributor,somehow I feel as if you put the bar lower for us trying to achieve your lofty heights,theres hope for me yet.To answer your question,I suggest turning her in for a newer model,sounds to me like she has to many miles.
9. are you mad shes your wife you should be happy with the way she looks whats wrong with people
10. Tell her , "My dear, I love you with all of my heart. But the years have taken there toll on your face and body. Let's make a date with the plastic surgeon."
11. When you AGREE TO VIAGARA
12. that's is soo mean. i bet she would have a list of things she would like to change about you.
13. Damn, just get a divorce. I am sure you can find someone who doesn't require all of that and she can find someone who loves her for who she is. I wonder what you look like and if you have stressed this woman out to the point where needs all of these procedures?
14. hummmm...tell her to go back to her mom's womb...tell your wife to be born again.. ..to be young again.. he he he..or maybe she needs to be young and beautiful just for you to be happy and contented..she doesnt want you to look for another woman...understand?... ..but for me..the true beauty can't be seen in outside appearance..its more on how we show ourself in a way to be good and nice to others..means..attitude!. ..humm/....that's it..
15. Look in the mirror after getting your new glasses. I bet your wife is a 10 compared to you.
16. After running the numbers, I feel you would get a better value for your money to divorce and then marry a hot sexy young wife. You will come out in the long run and the savings will be substantial.
17. Wow, your a real sweet guy. I am sure she counts herself lucky to have such a wonderful man every day!
18. EASILY done, my son. All you have to do is start staring at better looking women when you're with her and maybe have a couple of obvious affairs, by obvious I mean *accidentally* leave the panties in the glovebox. She'll be up nights wondering what's wrong with her, or better yet what is right! Before you can sneeze she'll be taking up all the fad diets and exercise pilates bullsh*t and from there, if you keep the pressure on, she'll start binging herself in for body work. A word of caution, though: Know when to ease up or she'll go overboard and you'll be married to Joan Rivers. Also, she may require a shrink and some depression meds in consequence, but its all in the name of progress!
19. Just tell her that you will pay for all of those as a present for her. You must be really rich!
20. Ouch! Why not find a newer model?
21. Singing telegram. Make those bastards work for their money.
22. Show me the money!